Zombies by the Sea – Excerpt 23
The Mayor, for once was caught off guard, the next thing he knew, Maude was unbuttoning his flies and groping in his ‘y’ fronts. For possibly the first time in years the Mayor was not in control of the situation, what might this crazy woman do next? he was about to find out.
But on the plus side she was obviously gagging for it, this situation although rapidly spiralling out of control might still be turned to his advantage. Maybe lady luck was on his side.
Maude, by now totally out of control staggered to her feet and started ripping off her clothes, once naked she grabbed the Mayor by his ‘y’ Fronts crying, ‘Give me your babies, I want all your babies and I want them now!’ so saying and still grasping the Mayor by his underpants, she collapsed over the arm of the sofa with her more than ample buttocks stuck up in the air.
The Mayor, never a man to look a gift horse in the mouth, or any other part of its anatomy for that matter, dropped his trousers and entered Maude from the rear, doggie – fashion, all of his earlier caution forgotten at the sight of Maude’sĀ more than ample buttocks.
It was not mind-blowing sex, the Mayor made a few grunts, Maude a few moans then a squeal like a startled cat and it was all over. The Mayor was a little disappointed, he had expected so much more. Maude however was ecstatic, for some reason, never stated, she had convinced herself that she and the Mayor were now engaged to be married.
(C) Damian Grange 2018
I like the “y fronts.” Very original. Last paragraph great with the description of non mind blowing sex.
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I’m pleased that you enjoyed it, its my first try at comedy my writing is usually much darker!
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It was written as a comedy, so I am delighted by your response. Thank you for your support!
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Oh, Iām so glad to know this. It really made me giggle, the whole storyline of she and the mayor! Well done š
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Its all the incidental events that make up the whole, hopefully eventually it will all make sense including the title!
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This is not what I expected considering the title. But I was pleasantly surprised how in such a short time you could explain so many details.
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Thank you so much for your kind comment, the Zombies refers to the planned Zombie weekend which the story is based around!
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I will definitely have to read all of those exerpts ^^
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Thank you so much, that is praise indeed!
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